12 Folk Humorous Limericks

What to do
What should I do? Very easy!
There is a "support prevention office" to prevent the Spring Festival travel congestion,
There are "two supports" for handling military civilian relations,
There is a "pornographic office" to investigate and deal with prostitution,
The "Office for Combating Illegal Publications" was established to combat illegal publications,
There is a "ticket office" for managing bills,
There is a "AIDS Prevention Office" for AIDS prevention,
To eliminate wild dogs, we have to "beat the dogs",
To promote civilization, there is a "civilized office",
There is an "Anti kidnapping Office" to combat trafficking in women and children,
There are "crackdowns" to deal with fugitive crimes,
There is "Drug Control Office" for drug control,
The ban on fireworks includes the "ban office",
There are "Poverty Alleviation Office" for poverty alleviation,
There are "Investment Promotion Office" for investment promotion,
There is a "project office" for new projects,
There is a "safety office" to prevent accidents,
There is a "water-saving office" to control water use,
There is a "city management office" for city appearance management,
There are "Mountain Office" in mountain areas,
There is "power office" for power generation,
Donation to help people has a "love office",
There is a "Flood Control Office" for rain and flood,
There is an "air defense office" to deal with air strikes,
There is a "Disease Control Office" for epidemic control,
There is a "public security office" for dealing with bad people,
To maintain harmony, we need to maintain stability,
Inspection and implementation of "Supervision Office"
If you have a problem, who should do it? Often, you should do it but don't do it.

Official Song
Little revolutionary wine drunk every day
Drink up the Party style and hurt the stomach
Drink wife back to back
Wife sues the committee
The leader said it was wrong not to drink

Chinese Football Fashion
　
If you can't eat grapes, you can't eat sour grapes. If you can't play football well, you can't play football well,
The goal is too flat if you can't shoot, and the opponent is too soft if you can't win.
Playing football in the south said it was too warm, and playing football in the north said it was too cold,
Playing football in the East says the food is too salty, and playing football in the West says the food is too sweet.
The more people watch the ball, the more upset they are. The less people watch the ball, the more lazy they are,
The reporters came to say don't make things worse, and the bosses came to say pay quickly.
It is difficult to go beyond Asia, and it is too far to go to Paris,
Criticize the players for their weaknesses and the fans for their shallowness.
I want to say:
Please save face for China,
Please earn some face for China,
Please show us China's face,
Please let us face up!

"Deceived Knowledge"
The country fools the country, called diplomacy
The government fools the people, called policy
People cheat the government and call it crime
The leaders fooled the people and called for
The common people fooled the leaders and called them troublemakers
Leaders cheat leaders, called trading
People cheat people and call them businesses
Parents cheat children, called education
Children cheat their parents, which is called cheating
Men cheat women, called flirting
Women cheat men, called seduction
Men and women cheat each other, called love
The group leader fools the group members, called management
The group members fooled the group leader, called rebellion

Today's Society
The body is getting fatter and the mind is getting smaller;
More and more courage, less and less righteousness;
More and more entertainment, less and less happiness;
More and more funny, less and less humorous;
More and more love, less and less love.
More and more speeches, less and less truth;
More and more activities, less and less sports;
The power is getting higher and higher, and the prestige is getting lower and lower;
More money, less affection.

Officialdom
The most difficult place to find - relevant departments;
The most elusive Mandarin - research;
The most mysterious organization - organization;
The biggest official - the first leader;
The most difficult thing - a mouth;
The most modest time - in front of the superior;
The most beautiful language - work needs;
The most acceptable bribe - you said it very well!
The most concerned information - whether you can be promoted this time;
The stupidest happiness - your question has also been considered organizationally;
The most helpless choice - because of age;
The most insidious reason for harming people -- people's reflection!

Organization is
When you encounter difficulties, we can do nothing!
Say to you when you encounter unfair employment: you should treat it correctly!
When your legitimate rights and interests are violated, I said to you: You should take the overall situation into consideration!
When you were framed, I said to you: You should trust the organization!

Handshaking song
Holding the hand of the boss, nodding and bowing,
Holding the discipline inspection hand, trembling all over the body,
Holding the hand of the financial staff, he walked to the restaurant,
Holding the lover's hand, as if back to ten * * *,
Holding the hand of a classmate, regretting that he didn't do it,
Holding his wife's hand is like touching his right hand with his left hand.

Song of veteran cadres
Now cadres have a big problem,
In his fifties and sixties, he learned badly;
Sing the belated love,
Dance for the next generation!

Party and state leadership
Playing mahjong for three days and five days without fatigue,
Three bottles of Moutai and five bottles of Moutai are not drunk;
Stay up on the dance floor for three nights and five nights,
Three years and five years are not enough.

Tenth class citizen
First class citizens are public servants/Three generations are happy
Second class citizens engaged in contracting/eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and full reimbursement
Third class citizens engaged in leasing/cars, houses and concubines
The fourth class citizen blocked the plaintiff/ate the defendant after eating
Fifth class citizen scalpel/red envelope for belly cutting
The sixth class citizen is an actor/he also gets money for twisting his buttocks
Publicity by seventh class citizens
Eighth class citizen steering wheel/earning money from work
The ninth class citizen is a teacher/squid sea cucumber is not fully recognized
Top 10 citizens and ordinary people/learn from Lei Fenggan's revolution

The Great Wall is ten thousand miles long
The Great Wall is ten thousand miles long, and the sun is scorching.
GDP is rising every year, and it is said that the whole people are heading for a well-off society.
Wages are as short as eyebrows, prices are as long as hair.
Looking at the empty fantasy of the real estate, how many square meters can you buy in a year?
If the bank has milk, it is mother.
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